kaleighbytheway asked: Well Mr. Angstrom, I do believe that's the first time a blog has ever made any part of me explode, let alone such an intimate part. I feel like I need a cigarette after that.

Smoking is bad for your health, kids. But it’s kind of good for your reputation of coolness.

-Erik.

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